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(248): View more from Michigan

Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."

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(419): View more from Ohio

vegan vag taste different. and not a good different

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I spit up blood this morning

(206): View more from Washington

That's vegas.

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(410): View more from Maryland

And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..

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(253): View more from Washington

I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.

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(519): View more from Ontario

I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.

(1-843): View more from South Carolina

My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.

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(+61): View more from Australia

I know where his drugs are but not my pants

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