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big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??

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(407): big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in?? http://tfl.nu/zn6n

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I think I can smell my own vagina right now

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(720): I think I can smell my own vagina right now http://tfl.nu/1nsr

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It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.

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(416): It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed. http://tfl.nu/yc3l

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(713): View more from Texas

We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.

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(713): We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10. http://tfl.nu/4t0m

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you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.

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(231): you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob. http://tfl.nu/xbl2

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(845): View more from New York

Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.

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(845): Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me. http://tfl.nu/ykh5

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(434): View more from Virginia

You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.

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(434): You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here. http://tfl.nu/0jb8

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?

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(412): Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am? http://tfl.nu/j782

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(206): View more from Washington

She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me

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(206): She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me http://tfl.nu/zp1n

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(330): View more from Ohio

When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.

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(330): When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table. http://tfl.nu/dlsi

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(785): View more from Kansas

Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.

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(785): Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want. http://tfl.nu/2jiy

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.

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(570): We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't. http://tfl.nu/vt2d

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My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.

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(908): My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER. http://tfl.nu/023o

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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help

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(317): Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help http://tfl.nu/67cm

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.

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(413): So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time. http://tfl.nu/h95e

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