So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
God, I missed his penis.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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