i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
I love having hate sex.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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