I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
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my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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