I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
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Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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