He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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