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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.

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  It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?

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• (516): View more from New York

  YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.

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