my vag is so smooth its legendary
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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