he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Do you have feelings for this penis?
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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