Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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