yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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