to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
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when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
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Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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