Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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