He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
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