we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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