This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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