Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
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Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
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Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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