I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.