No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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