I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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