I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
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She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
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Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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