Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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