how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
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So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
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I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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