O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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