No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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