I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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