i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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