The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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