Pappa wants mamma naked
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
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The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
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