her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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