I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
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I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
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no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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