I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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