if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
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last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
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I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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