I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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