I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
