you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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