Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
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well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
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I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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