she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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