Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
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you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
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the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Randomize