remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
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