Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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