i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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