bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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