i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
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Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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