Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
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I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
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Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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