The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
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Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
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We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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