my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
