"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Please don't give away my fajitas
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