I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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