Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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