I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
we should paint friendship bongs
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