I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
lets start a swedish sibling band together
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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