doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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