i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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