Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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