So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
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Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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